Swan song

Not a pole position, not a race win, and not a championship win. But still one of the greatest drives ever. From one of the greatest the greatest ever.

Nothing else to say. The past 15 years have said it all.

"Step out of the car and onto the side of the highway please"

Using a cellphone while driving is hazardous to your personal well being. Not because it might distract you from actually driving (it might), but because it WILL distract your attention from the road enough for you to miss the cop car on the side shooting radar. And cause you to be ticketed.

I always thought my first speeding ticket would have been more like, caught at something to the tune of 200 km/h by a speed camera in Dubai trying to go too fast for the radar to even register, and not being successful. At least that would have been the fun way to go down.

I end up being pulled over by a damn state trooper with his car stopped on the SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY. I should have seen that thing from a mile away - and I usually do too. If it wasn't for the damn cellphone.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'll never again use a cellphone while driving.

(In case you're wondering, 88 mph in a 65 zone. 2 mph more and I wouldn't be able to get this off my record through defensive driving. Blah.)

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Now Playing: Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness

Go into a class 5 minutes late with a cup of ice cream in your hand...

...and hold it up and say 'Victory is mine!'

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Now Playing: Iron Maiden - The Trooper

It's fun being me

Is it fun being you?

Suddenly...

I'm not liking T-Mobile all that much.

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Now Playing: Radiohead - 2 +2 = 5

One Word

SCHUMY!!!