It's watching you.

As you unwittingly read all that's there to read on this blog. Watching your every move. Logging your IP address and browsing habits. Spying on you as you download porn off DC++ and BitTorrent. Sitting in the corner of this page - unnoticed and overlooked. Authorized personally by John Ashcroft.

Meet the counter.

So maybe it doesn't do ALL that, but it does keep track of the number of people who come here out of pure boredom. Or whatever their motivation may be, if any at all. I noticed Dan's had one on his blog for a while so I figured why the hell not.

Earlier today, and yesterday for that matter, we came this close to breaking the study lounge glass at Jester while throwing frisbee. I think we scared off the people trying to get work done in there. That, and my fingers took a beating. But it was fun all the same.

I've also been doing what I do best when I'm bored - taking people's... okay, one person's embarrassing quotes out of context and listing them on my facebook profile.

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