Chatlogblogging: Part 4 - Sanju Edition

Today's edition of Chatlogblogging is dedicated to the resident CS major. It's not like he's not used to being quoted. Take a look at the quotes section of my facebook profile and you'll see what I mean. (I should post that on here sometime for those of you who don't use facebook...) Anyhow, quotage follows...

[09:43:05 PM] Lord John Ma: btw, new picture ->
[09:43:13 PM] Sanju: Carpe: hehe
[09:43:14 PM] Sanju: Carpe: new cat?
[09:43:15 PM] Lord John Ma: yes
[09:43:22 PM] Lord John Ma: it's an angry and devious cat
[09:43:23 PM] Sanju: Carpe: I liked the sniper rifle one
[09:43:29 PM] Sanju: Carpe: more 1337
[09:43:35 PM] Sanju: Carpe: I see
[09:43:48 PM] Lord John Ma: it's also alien
[09:43:55 PM] Sanju: Carpe: i find its like of nicety....
[09:43:59 PM] Sanju: Carpe: disturbing
[09:44:10 PM] Sanju: Carpe: alien??...just like darth vader
[09:44:16 PM] Sanju: Carpe: oooh
[09:44:24 PM] Sanju: Carpe: call him darth linux
[09:44:29 PM] Lord John Ma: hahaha
[09:45:12 PM] Lord John Ma: for once i agree
[09:45:16 PM] Lord John Ma: that's a great name :P
[09:45:42 PM] Sanju: Carpe: indeed
[09:45:53 PM] Sanju: Carpe: dissect him
[09:46:00 PM] Lord John Ma: noooo
[09:46:03 PM] Sanju: Carpe: and call it the open source movement
[09:46:08 PM] Lord John Ma: nobody dissects cats here
[09:46:18 PM] Sanju: Carpe: OPEN SOURCE!
[09:46:22 PM] Sanju: Carpe: GNU!
[09:46:34 PM] Lord John Ma: darth linux will find a canine named fido
skywalker
[09:46:37 PM] Lord John Ma: and dissect him!
[09:46:43 PM] Sanju: Carpe: hehe
[09:47:18 PM] Sanju: Carpe: your mother cheated with a dog, hence thou
art my son...I am you father, Fido
[09:47:28 PM] Sanju: Carpe: your*
[09:47:33 PM] Lord John Ma: :-O
[09:47:49 PM] Sanju: Carpe: otherwise it doesnt make sense
[09:47:59 PM] Sanju: Carpe: who would call a cat fido>
[09:48:01 PM] Sanju: Carpe: ??
[09:48:06 PM] Lord John Ma: exactly
[09:48:13 PM] Sanju: Carpe: therefore it must be a dog
[09:48:28 PM] Sanju: Carpe: see, PHL313K does help
[09:48:31 PM] Lord John Ma: :'(
[09:48:49 PM] Sanju: Carpe: you missed out!
[09:49:04 PM] Lord John Ma: a software company is going to hire you,
outsource you to a sweatshop in india, and make you work
at sub-minimum wage
[09:49:12 PM] Lord John Ma: writing storylines for video games
[09:49:49 PM] Sanju: Carpe: w00t!
[09:50:14 PM] Sanju: Carpe: freedom fighter with turbans!
[09:50:25 PM] Lord John Ma: :(
[09:50:34 PM] Lord John Ma: next thing you know, you're fired
[09:51:02 PM] Sanju: Carpe: why, turbans are cool
[09:51:08 PM] Sanju: Carpe: cooooool
[09:51:37 PM] Lord John Ma: ok.

My display picture cat has hereby been christened, Darth Linux.


[02:33:33 AM] Sanju: Carpe: what are yu doing at this hour
[02:33:36 AM] Sanju: Carpe: pray tell
[02:33:54 AM] Lord John Ma: west wing
[02:34:13 AM] Sanju: Carpe: hehehe
[02:34:21 AM] Sanju: Carpe: what happened to star gate
[02:34:27 AM] Lord John Ma: that was earlier
[02:34:52 AM] Sanju: Carpe: a fad
[02:34:59 AM] Lord John Ma: no, the new episode
[02:35:03 AM] Lord John Ma: seeing as how i watched it
[02:35:03 AM] Sanju: Carpe: aaah
[02:35:07 AM] Lord John Ma: and there are no newer episodes
[02:35:10 AM] Lord John Ma: i return to the west wing :P
[02:35:37 AM] Sanju: Carpe: your logic would hve demolished my OHL313K
prof
[02:35:42 AM] Sanju: Carpe: PHL*

I have officially earned the wrath of professors teaching 'PHL313K: Logic, Sets and Functions' worldwide.


[02:36:52 AM] Sanju: Carpe: i heard about this CS course where it took
2 blackboards to prove that if you were in a room, and
the light was off, and then the light was switched on, that you
switched it on
[02:37:11 AM] Lord John Ma: holy shit
[02:37:21 AM] Sanju: Carpe: see, who said CS wasnt practical
[02:37:25 AM] Lord John Ma: this is where you ask yourself
[02:37:30 AM] Lord John Ma: why the hell are you still in this major?
[02:37:33 AM] Sanju: Carpe: you can theoetically turn lights on and
off
[02:37:54 AM] Sanju: Carpe: well, without me, you wouldnt know IF you
could switch on the light
[02:38:07 AM] Sanju: Carpe: and even if you did, you wouldnt know who
did it
[02:38:08 AM] Sanju: Carpe: ;)
[02:38:15 AM] Lord John Ma: good point there, i would have to actually
walk up to the switch and try to switch it on
[02:38:25 AM] Lord John Ma: which would go against the principle of
slackerdom (tm)
[02:38:36 AM] Sanju: Carpe: im screwed aint I
[02:38:40 AM] Sanju: Carpe: indeed
[02:38:44 AM] Lord John Ma: you are.

More, you say?

[02:38:46 AM] Sanju: Carpe: and procastination
[02:38:53 AM] Sanju: Carpe: turn the light on later
[02:39:14 AM] Lord John Ma: or be a business major, and order the
nearest engineering/science major to do it
[02:39:16 AM] Lord John Ma: ;)
[02:40:02 AM] Sanju: Carpe: maths majors would be more efficient
[02:40:17 AM] Sanju: Carpe: i would have to create a light Object
[02:40:33 AM] Sanju: Carpe: then create a boolean to see if it were
off
[02:41:01 AM] Sanju: Carpe: THEN, another function to turn it on
again
[02:41:15 AM] Sanju: Carpe: why do I do this to myself
[02:41:24 AM] Lord John Ma: oh no, please go on
[02:41:27 AM] Lord John Ma: it's entertaining
[02:41:41 AM] Lord John Ma: especially if you're a former-CS
transferred to business major
[02:41:44 AM] Sanju: Carpe: haha
[02:42:12 AM] Lord John Ma: i'm broken that i'll be missing out on
this stuff
[02:42:15 AM] Lord John Ma: really, i am
[02:42:22 AM] Sanju: Carpe: hehe
[02:42:27 AM] Lord John Ma: that's my way of saying i'm laughing my
ass off at you ;)
[02:42:37 AM] Sanju: Carpe: broken indeed
[02:42:40 AM] Sanju: Carpe: :'(

Very broken.

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