Chatlogblogging: Part 3 - Porn/Chimps/Telemarketer edition

[08:44:55 PM] Alfred E. Ne: don't you have the msn music thing
enabled?
[08:45:11 PM] Inter Arma E: didn't
[08:45:12 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[08:45:19 PM] Inter Arma E: i turned it off for porn
[08:45:22 PM] Inter Arma E: at some point
[08:45:32 PM] Alfred E. Ne: :'(
[08:45:55 PM] Alfred E. Ne: use mplayer2 ;)
[08:45:56 PM] Inter Arma E: i want to know how much money i'll have
[08:46:02 PM] Alfred E. Ne: or media player classic
[08:46:03 PM] Inter Arma E: i usually do
[08:46:15 PM] Inter Arma E: but firefox opens wmv stuff in winamp
[08:46:20 PM] Alfred E. Ne: hmm
[08:46:20 PM] Inter Arma E: everything else in mpc
[08:46:21 PM] Alfred E. Ne: lol
[08:46:22 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[08:47:10 PM] Alfred E. Ne: "Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges - VULCAN SEX
TPOL FUCKS ARCHER (Busy)"
[08:47:18 PM] Alfred E. Ne: and that's when all your contacts go
offline
[08:47:27 PM] Inter Arma E: lol...
[08:47:40 PM] Inter Arma E: please tell me it never said that
[08:47:44 PM] Alfred E. Ne: lol
[08:47:48 PM] Alfred E. Ne: not that i can remember ;)
[08:47:51 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[08:48:01 PM] Inter Arma E: that's not what i look for anyway
[08:48:04 PM] Alfred E. Ne: lol
[08:48:14 PM] Inter Arma E: and i have the busty thing turned off
[08:48:17 PM] Inter Arma E: busy............
[08:48:22 PM] Alfred E. Ne: hahahaha
[08:48:22 PM] Inter Arma E: oh boy
[08:48:30 PM] Inter Arma E: lol...
[08:48:46 PM] Inter Arma E: damn
[08:48:47 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[08:48:53 PM] Alfred E. Ne: indeed...

Edited for brevity, but... talk about typos, lol.


[09:16:49 PM] Sam: :-O
[09:16:51 PM] Inter Arma E: ok
[09:17:00 PM] Inter Arma E: you know how i bring up primate sex a lot
[09:17:15 PM] You have successfully received C:\Documents and
Settings\Sam\My Documents\My Received
Files\TV2005071721112200.JPG from Inter Arma Enim Silent
Leges.
[09:17:17 PM] Inter Arma E: thinking a human and a chimp could have a
baby
[09:17:21 PM] Inter Arma E: that is a liger
[09:17:26 PM] Inter Arma E: a lion/tiger
[09:17:30 PM] Sam: lol.......
[09:17:34 PM] Inter Arma E: they never meet
[09:17:44 PM] Inter Arma E: and it has no growth inhibitor gene so
it's huge
[09:17:48 PM] Inter Arma E: but it worked ;)
[09:17:59 PM] Sam: god damn
[09:18:00 PM] Sam: lol
[09:18:53 PM] Inter Arma E: i want to try to get a chimp pregnant :(

I kid you not! In all fairness, that quote is just a little bit out of context. Or so you think, until you get to this....

[09:26:27 PM] Inter Arma E: i'd like one good reason it couldn't
happen
[09:26:35 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[09:26:39 PM] Sam: lol
[09:26:41 PM] Sam: :'(
[09:27:02 PM] Inter Arma E: i shall create a humanzee strike squad!
[09:27:17 PM] Inter Arma E: and take this country by force!
[09:27:27 PM] Sam: yay!
[09:27:34 PM] Sam: start now
[09:27:49 PM] Inter Arma E: i could get my own reality show too
[09:27:54 PM] Inter Arma E: the real planet of the apes
[09:27:55 PM] Sam: find the nearest chimp...
[09:27:56 PM] Sam: and fuck it
[09:27:58 PM] Sam: .
[09:28:05 PM] Inter Arma E: i just might.

Oh, but there's more.

Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
i really would fuck a chimp before ann coulter
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
lol
Devon says:
lol nothin wrong with that
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
especially after the porn i've seen
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
people fuck dogs
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
horses
Devon says:
I've seen dat
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
other things
Devon says:
not my style
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
why not chimps?
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
they get no love?
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
they are 98% us!
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
ok
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges says:
i should stop now

And more....

[09:50:28 PM] Sam: hmm
[09:53:45 PM] Inter Arma E: a 42 year old chimp
[09:53:48 PM] Inter Arma E: :'(
[09:53:54 PM] Devon: don't you dare!
[09:53:54 PM] Devon: lol
[09:54:02 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[09:54:07 PM] Inter Arma E: why not?
[09:54:19 PM] Inter Arma E: i can hear the screaming now
[09:54:27 PM] Inter Arma E: chimps only have a 3 inch penis
[09:54:33 PM] Inter Arma E: so...
[09:54:49 PM] Inter Arma E: lol
[09:56:38 PM] * Devon is now Away (idle)
[09:56:54 PM] Inter Arma E: why do i know that
[09:57:18 PM] Sam: :'(

There's a bit more but I think you get the idea here.


And while we're quoting, I might as well link you to this.

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