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Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Chatlogblogging - Part 7: SSBM/Zod/Song title edition

Macroeconomics is boring the hell out of me, so I'm going to go ahead and post this little exchange I had with the resident CS major, Sanju. Bring on the Super Smash Bro

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

samfox!

Sam says:

sanjulink!

Sam says:

or should i say

Sam says:

sanjusamus!

Sam says:

but that would make me samkirby

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

and apparentyl Kirby swallows

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

and he swallowed samus a lot

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

hmm...

Sam says:

stop right there

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

a word comes to mind

Sam says:

stopstopstop

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

lol

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

haha

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

chamge of subject then

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

LAMAR!

Sam says:

ZOD!

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

GMAN!

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

lol

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

what are you upto?

Sam says:

oh hey

Sam says:

apparently

Sam says:

samus is a girl

Sam says:

so i'm good

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

lmao

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

robotic pussy is creepy

Sam says:

not a robot

Sam says:

that's just the suit

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

i know

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

but...

Sam says:

HAH

Sam says:

you

Sam says:

girl

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

ive never seen him/her w/out it

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

indeed i am a sexbot

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

it just proves what I said

Sam says:

http://www.filespace.org/obiwankanathan/samus.jpg

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

hot damn

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

im sexy

Sam says:

no you're really not



And then, for reasons beyond my understanding, we start talking in song titles.

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

as long as you remain the walrus, its all good

Sam says:

yes, mr. brownstone

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

indeed Mrs.Robinson

Sam says:

no, i am the walrus

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

you are the cat in the hat

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

as he said

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

sam i am

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

and you are

Sam says:

and you're an extraordinary girl

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

no I am MR.Brightside

Sam says:

well, wake me up when september ends

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

thats only in my december

Sam says:

well then you're the grouch

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

its my life

Sam says:

but i'm king for a day

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

no, youre the rocket queen

Sam says:

and i'm hitchin' a ride

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

are you movin to the city?

Sam says:

yes, and i'll be estranged

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

dont cry when that happens

Sam says:

nah, because i'll be welcomed to the jungle

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

you do that, and youll be knocking on heavens door

Sam says:

while you perform the dance of death?

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

no, I have a fear of the dark

Sam says:

in that case... get in the ring!

Sam says:

and i'll kick your bitchy little ass

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

back off bitch

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

or ill put you in a coma

Sam says:

stop before we head into a civil war

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

thats double talking jive

Sam says:

they're out ta get me

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

well, i cant help, Im pretty tied up

Sam says:

because you're a minority

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

minorities have 99 problems

Sam says:

only where the streets have no name

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

thats in the city of blinding lights

Sam says:

on a beautiful day

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

in the garden of eden

Sam says:

well, this is the new shit

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

nah, theyre just bad apples

Sam says:

actually, they're pretty fly for a white guy

Sanju: Carpe Jugulum says:

no, theyre american women



Now Playing: Green Day - Are We The Waiting

3 Comments:

  • congratulations

    nearly 20 years after the world knew...

    Sam realises Samus Aran aka The star of the Metroid Series is a girl.

    Btw: i told you Kirby owns:D

    By Blogger h3lios, at 1:17 PM  

  • Well excuse me for not living Nintendo since the day I was born.

    And for the record, Fox would still beat the crap out of Kirby.

    By Blogger Sam, at 3:36 PM  

  • And for the record, you stole my woman and my character - bitch, you sit down when you pee

    By Blogger Dan, at 3:02 PM  

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